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SpeechIsMyHammer.com Fantasy B-Ball starter Chris Paul’s statline Saturday night vs. the Assramento Kings:

  • 34 points
  • 9 assists
  • 4 rebounds
  • 8 steals. Yes, you read it right – 8, fucking, steals. Four of those in a span of 2:11.
  • And only 1 turnover.

If, he’s not a hustla, what you call that?

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