Top 5 Things For Evil Masterminds To Avoid Doing When Trying To Kill/Capture Heroes

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I don’t dig cigarettes, but Jean Grae’s looks, lyrical talent, and amiability would get me to wife her regardless of her smoking habit. Not that she’s paying attention to me, anyway. But I digress: on her Life With Jeannie blog, she posted “Top 5 Things For Evil Masterminds To Avoid Doing When Trying To Kill/Capture Heroes,”  which is literally exactly how it reads. They’re on point and hilarious. An excerpt:

5. Make sure all your final exit doors do not close very, very, slowly. They can slide through them. They sometimes reach back for shit, like a hat, just to piss you off. 

There is never a door that they will not limbo under, slip through, or give you the finger from. 

It’s fucking rude and it will make you feel shitty. 

Fast closing doors are best.

She’s got a point, though.

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